Liam lately

Last night

Liam: guess what, mommy.
Me: what?
Liam: I wuv you

Last week Cody was hunting flies with the fly swatter. Liam named one of the flies Little Little. Every time Cody missed Liam celebrated facetiously
while cheering Little Little on.
Cody said, "Liam, I'm going to paddle you on your little butt."
Unmoved, Liam replied, "I'm going to paddle you on your BIG butt!"