Fartacus

Liam and I were in the car and he farted.
Me: who farted?
Liam: Me
Me: you farted?
Liam: Yes. We all farted.

Liam: hey mom, stay in your room ok?
Me: why?
Liam: 'cause I'm going to get something.
Me: What are you going to get?
Liam: I'm NOT going to get an ice cream sandwich