Fartacus

Liam and I were in the car and he farted.
Me: who farted?
Liam: Me
Me: you farted?
Liam: Yes. We all farted.

Liam: hey mom, stay in your room ok?
Me: why?
Liam: 'cause I'm going to get something.
Me: What are you going to get?
Liam: I'm NOT going to get an ice cream sandwich

Mind of Mariah

Mariah's teacher asked parents to talk to their kids about their strengths and weaknesses and to set some goals to prepare for SEPs. When I asked Mariah what she thought her strengths were she said, without any conceit, "I'm good at everything!"
Im glad she is confident.

Liam lately

Last night

Liam: guess what, mommy.
Me: what?
Liam: I wuv you

Last week Cody was hunting flies with the fly swatter. Liam named one of the flies Little Little. Every time Cody missed Liam celebrated facetiously
while cheering Little Little on.
Cody said, "Liam, I'm going to paddle you on your little butt."
Unmoved, Liam replied, "I'm going to paddle you on your BIG butt!"